Welcome to the Grindhouse!

Welcome. Please turn off all cell phones and pagers at this time. Better yet, you may as well just get rid of them. Where we're going, cell reception has been known to be... well, unreliable.

Welcome to the Grindhouse. My name is EJ, and I'll be your guide into the world of blood, sweat, terror, screams and tears. I hope you're prepared for what you'll find here. Sex, drugs, alcohol- it's all here. But while it may sound like a giant party, it's not all fun and games. Eventually, something has to go wrong. It always does.

But I'll be here to guide you through it all. Hopefully, you'll make it to the end. I lose so many over the course of it all....

You better be prepared, because there's no going back now. You're in for the long haul. That means:


- Sunday Night Horror Show Review: Every Sunday, I'll sit down and watch a movie. Sometimes, I'll have already picked it, and sometimes I'll ask for suggestions. I'll watch the movie (no pausing or interruptions) and then do a review on it for everyone. I'll be as detailed as I can without ruining anything, highlight some real highs and lows, point out a couple things I think are particularly awesome, and maybe even throw in some random facts (I know a lot of random, useless things, and Google is right at my fingertips). I'll give it a rating, and let you guys know if it's a must-see or a must-NOT.

- Top Ten Thursday: Whether it's "Top Ten Ways to Go" or "Top Ten Torture Porn" films or something of that nature, every Thursday I'll throw out a list of what I (that means me, personally, nobody else) consider the "Top Ten" of horror. I'll include pictures to help you out.

- Monday Morning Requests: This will be when I sit down and watch a movie that one of you recommends. I'll leave a short review and rating for it, as well as a shout-out to the person who recommended it to me.

- Movie Remakes: Then vs. Now: I know there's a lot of remakes of horror movies out there, so every now and then I'll sit down and watch the old and new, and compare them. We'll see who comes out the winner in my book.

There will be other treats, too, as we move along. So sit back, get comfortable (if you can) and enjoy the show.

-EJ